Red roses with long stems
accompanied by jewels and a jem
oh how this sets your lady aglow,
You really have great tast, ya know?
Such great taste indeed
that you’ve made a huge scene
the jewel you picked out
has casued envy and greed
And so ends the sparkle
in the eye of your love
as her lovely, new necklace
is yanked off with with a shove
As the robber escapes with
her necklace in hand,
there’s but one questions to ask…
Is is protected under your insurance plan?